The Obama economy is so bad...that Chris Matthews' leg has quit tingling.
The Obama economy is so bad...that Rush Limbaugh is smoking Swisher Sweets.
The Obama economy is so bad...that the Grey Poupon guy has switched to French's.
The Obama economy is so bad...that the White House china is actually being made in China.
The Obama economy is so bad...that the President is changing his slogan to "Hope and Spare Change!"
The Obama economy is so bad...that Nancy Pelosi is selling earmarks for 1/2 price.
The Obama economy is so bad...that Saturday Night Live is thinking about telling an Obama joke. The Obama economy is so bad...that the President is running a small business on the side. It's called GM. The Obama economy is so bad...that Rosie O'Donnell is losing weight. The Obama economy is so bad...that Kenya now claims he wasn't born there. The Obama economy is so bad...that Al Gore is selling carbon credits on late night television. The Obama economy is so bad...that Bill Ayers has to make do with M-80s.
The Obama economy is so bad...that the White House plans to cut Hillary Clinton's hours. The Obama economy is so bad...that Barack's pyramid is on hold. The Obama economy is so bad...that Michelle fired her nanny and learned her children's names. The Obama economy is so bad...that the airlines are installing pay toilets in coach. The Obama economy is so bad...that you can order checks pre-marked "Insufficient Funds." The Obama economy is so bad...that Congress is planning a spare change for clunkers program. The Obama economy is so bad...that Americans are being caught sneaking into Mexico. The Obama economy is so bad...that the Chicago mob is laying off judges. The Obama economy is so bad...that Jesse Jackson is renting a limo. The Obama economy is so bad...that it only takes one lick to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. The Obama economy is so bad...that Motel Six won't leave the light on for you anymore. The Obama economy is so bad...that they now ask at the burger counter, "Can you afford fries with that?" The Obama economy is so bad...that the federal stimulus checks are bouncing.
Just a bit of fun, I hope nobody takes offense. We need more humor since the Obama economy is so bad....
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